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A Christmas Carol 3D

November 11th 2009 13:09
I want a refund!!



Charles Dickens wrote a fantastic story, he created memorable characters and left a heart-warming message for all. This was the stepping stone from which this movie adaptation should have leapt off, instead, it plunged into a never-ending abyss of disappointment.

I was so excited to see this movie since i loved the book and all previous adaptations of the story, especially the muppets version which was funny and added a creative twist to the classic tale. Seeing that this would starr Jim Carrey, and that it was an animation, I expected an enjoyable, entertaining experience, but I could never imagine how BADLY this movie would turn out. Half way through I just wanted to get up and leave.


It was sooooo boring and draggy. The 3D effects were ok, but seeing this was meant to be a family movie, I found the movie a bit too scary for the kids. For some reason, a simple, heart warming story, became a haunting horror movie. Not until the very end of the movie did i feel any christmas spirit, the movie was very depressing and dull.

The movie chose to use a script that followed the language of the time period. This made the movie extremely hard to follow and understand. For most of the movie, it practically felt like they were talking in jibberish. I can't imagine the kids would understand what they are saying.

For those expecting comedy, let me tell you now....there was absolutely nothing funny about this movie. This movie was a HUGE disappointment, I would not recommend anyone to watch it. I hated it.


Overall rating: 0.5/5 (only for the 3D effects)
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Saw VI

October 27th 2009 11:30
Jigsaw returns for Saw VI, but I won't be returning if there's a Saw VII.



After 6 installments of Saw, there reaches a point where you just get sick of it. The 6th one really did it for me. It felt like they had run out of creativity. The twists weren't as smart or unpredictable as the previous twists and even the killing methods were simple and boring. Yet, they still end it suggesting there would be a 7th.

If you are addicted or are a big fan of the Saw series, watch this if you want to end your addiction once and for all. This was a real disappointment, at one stage I even wanted to fall asleep......

Overall Rating: 1.5/5
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THE final destination (3D)

October 22nd 2009 08:41
3D glasses that give you motion sickness coupled with extremely gory scenes, "I can feel my dinner coming back out".....



...at least that's how i felt when i watched this fourth installment of the popular movie. Coming into the movie after watching the first three installments, gore was pretty much all i expected, and gore i got. Do not go into this expecting some creative storyline or twist from the original. Much like the other three, this lacks storyline, good acting and script.

I think even the producers knew their own downsides, deciding to release this in 3D. As it is a 3D movie, it forces you to expect more from effects and less from story, so i guess seeing blood and guts in 3D was an "interesting" experience.

Though, the storyline, acting and script could have been better, this was a fun experience to watch in the cinemas. I mean, considering that the novelty of the 3D glasses was all that made this movie watchable, imagine this on video....(catch this at the cinemas, or don't catch it at all)

Overall rating: 2.5/5

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Zombieland

October 9th 2009 12:00
America's solution to "Shaun Of The Dead".


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G Force

October 3rd 2009 09:47
One of the worst Disney movies.


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UP (3D)

September 27th 2009 12:10
A Must-watch movie for all ages.


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My Sister's Keeper

August 23rd 2009 14:01
Ticket Seller: "Here, take some tissues, you'll need it".


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The Ugly Truth

August 13th 2009 13:42
Absolutely Hilarious!!


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The Hangover

July 25th 2009 05:31
I recently watched this after numerous recommendations from friends.....


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Angels and Demons

May 15th 2009 02:37
Read the book and let your imagination do the work.


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