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FilmTastic - February 2009

The Unborn

February 28th 2009 15:00
Not even 10 minutes into the movie, i heard a couple in the back mumbling "is this meant to be a comedy or horror?". This one statement pretty much sums up this movie.



There was so much happening in this movie, every single scene involved some kind of shock factor or weird vision. I think this was too much, it felt messy, like a collage of random scary/gross ideas. This was meant to be a supernatural thriller, but there really wasn't much thrill or guessing needed to know what's happening. The scary/shocking scenes came so often, that after the first three scenes, i was already not getting surprised anymore, because it felt like every corner she turns or every mirror she looks at something would happen, and they did.


The only scene i enjoyed was the ending scene because it held my attention for awhile. But apart from that, the rest of the movie was just really messy and there wasn't enough build up to each scary revelation.

The movie attempted to create horrific/demonic creatures from dogs and humans. But with most Hollywood attempts at distorting human and animal bodies, the result is more humorous than scary.

Oh, and the script was bad too. Most movies contain a little bit of light humour, but "The Unborn" contained too much lame light humour, that it was hard to take the characters seriously.

Watch this if you really enjoy jumping at every "BANG" and screaming around every corner. But if you're after something a little more serious and well made, leave this one for when it's out on video.


Overall rating 2.5/5
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Friday the 13th (2009)

February 18th 2009 05:15
Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous!!!!



I can imagine now....a group of uncreative filmmakers sitting around a table discussing ways to suck as much money out of the public as possible. Who cares about creativity, who cares about orignality. Just take a superstitious date, take an old movie and remake it.

This is one of the worst horror movies i have seen. It wasn't scary AT ALL, and the script and acting was so cheesy and unconvincing. I don't understand why anyone would take an old horror classic, which already has 12 parts to it, and remake it again if they aren't planning to do a good job of it. The original Friday the 13th "franchise" was popular, because for it's time, when there was less advanced technology, the effects were well made and the movie would have been something new and exciting. But, with all the "slasher" type horror movies around these days, this is just another one to add to the bottom of the list.

The Friday the 13th movies were quite controversial for its time because of its constant nudity and overly gory scenes, so as expected, this remake has plenty of these scenes. In fact, there was so much nudity, it felt like i was watching a soft core porn movie. Almost every single actress in the movie appeared naked at least once. Not something i thought was necessary. The killings were gory, but nothing special compared to all the gore we see these days.

The movie stars Jared Padelecki, who plays Sam in the TV drama "Supernatural", so seeing him in the movie kept making me feel like i was watching a really bad episode of Supernatural. I am a huge fan of Supernatural, and in my opinion, I would rather watch any episode of Supernatural than to sit through "Friday the 13 (2009)" again.

Overall rating 3/10
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